"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
-Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
"Revenge is a bowl best served warm and yellow."
-Joe Pettis
When I was about four or five, I was hanging out with my cousin, Marie. She was probably three. Anyway, she did something that made me really mad. I can't remember what it was exactly - probably something like saying the Ninja Turtles were stupid.
So, I was mad, and, to seek revenge, I peed into a giant bowl, snuck up behind her, and I poured it on her head. I've never given a girl a golden shower, but I did give my cousin a golden waterfall.
As The Incredible Hulk would say, "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
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