As a MySpace friend!
I'm still not sure if I should top 8 him or not.
I love how even the "Lord and Savior" finds the need to maintain a MySpace profile in order to spread his message.
Hell, it works for all the cam whores, why not Jesus?
I just hope Jesus does not resort to posting photos of himself in a wet t-shirt and boy shorts.
Book Joe
Wow, I can't believe you actually took the time to click that sexy image of me.
So, you would like to book me. Good for you. Pat yourself on the back. I'm awesome.
All jokes aside (get it, I'm a comic!), I'm still a nobody so I don't have an agent, manager, or bookie.
So, if you are sincere about booking me, please feel free to send me an e-mail.
joe@joepettis.com
It's that simple!
Feel free to book me for your next birthday, bar mitzvah, funeral, or any other social event. For the right money, I will perform anywhere.
Why should you book me? Like I said earlier, I'm awesome. But don't take my word for it:
"With that many tattoos, he will never be able to hide from the cops!"
-George Carlin (yeah, it doesn't say anything about my stand-up, but I met friggin' Carlin!)
So, you would like to book me. Good for you. Pat yourself on the back. I'm awesome.
All jokes aside (get it, I'm a comic!), I'm still a nobody so I don't have an agent, manager, or bookie.
So, if you are sincere about booking me, please feel free to send me an e-mail.
joe@joepettis.com
It's that simple!
Feel free to book me for your next birthday, bar mitzvah, funeral, or any other social event. For the right money, I will perform anywhere.
Why should you book me? Like I said earlier, I'm awesome. But don't take my word for it:
"With that many tattoos, he will never be able to hide from the cops!"
-George Carlin (yeah, it doesn't say anything about my stand-up, but I met friggin' Carlin!)
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