Get a Russ Abbott

So yesterday, I visited my good friend Russ Abbott to have my right sleeve finished (pictures up soon). Anyway, to top the excitement of having my sleeve finally done after a year and a half, I was shown the latest Jim Beam ad on the back cover of Inked Magazine!



That good looking guy on the right is none other than me! Also, that is my arm being worked on in the picture on the left!

Of course, if you go to the link thestuffinside.com/russ , you can watch a documentary starring Russ, but co-starring your's truly. There is also a separate video all about tattooing me.

I am a Jim Beam star! Now I'm just crossing my fingers hoping the Jim Beam girls show up at my house.

The Heimlich Maneuver: Helpful Or Creepy?

Henry Heimlich was a sick man. That is the only excuse for how extremely sexual the Hemlich Maneuver appears. Recently I had to take a certification class in Adult CPR, and I could not help but laugh at the images provided for demonstration. Of course, google never fails to deliver the best of the best when it comes to finding some amazing images.

After the bump are the ones I deemed awesome enough to take the time to copy them here. After searching images on 6 pages, I was about to give up. But something inside told me to click "next" one more time. To think I almost missed out on the greatest image of them all. Perhaps too explicit to display here, but it leads to a website that sells Resus-Porn Apparently there is at least a small market for those who get off on mouth to mouth. Other movies for sale showcase everything from a girl who is "careless in the hot tub and ends up passing out from heat exhaustion!" to a girl who "hates needles and gets faint when having plasma drawn." CPR fetishes might officially take the weirdness award away from foot fetishes. Still, I might buy a DVD. For Research.

Helpful or Creepy?


"We'll see if you drink the last Budweiser again!"



Pretty sure I saw this occur at a sorority party one night.




Pretty sure the guy behind has the same face during actual sex.

Gotta include the young ones!



Foreplay is even important when they are young.




Check out that kid's diaper. Looks like another case of PDA (Poopy Diaper Asphyxiation). Demonstrating the need to always change your child's diaper at least once every other day.



Leave it to the Germans to come up with this one. Apparently demonstrating the "The Proto-Heimlich Maneuver."

Of course, you can't do anything these days without your dog!



The best way to ensure Fido never eats your steak again!