Now quit sending those damn mass text messages.
"Merry Christmas everyone. We have you in our hearts!"
Mass text messages are the most insincere form of communication on the planet (yes, worse than a MySpace comment). When you send one, you are basically saying, "Hey, I care about you enough to spend the half a second it takes to check your name on my list of a hundred people to text my holiday greeting."
If you insist on sending an mass text message, at least reserve it for a time in which an insincere gesture is warranted.
Such as, "Hey, I had a lot of fun this last weekend. Anyway, I just found out that I have genital herpes. You should probably go get tested. Merry Christmas!"
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2 comments:
haha! i know exactly what you're talking about with those texts... makes me want a cupcake to make the madness go away!
What if I'm mass texting an invitation to a killer new years party??
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