Making It Big

HOW TO TELL YOU HAVE TRULY SUCCEEDED AT LIFE:

You find yourself logging into MySpace every five minutes on a Friday night. Better yet, you blog about it and truly proclaim your official retirement from the "cool club."


Eight years ago I would have been at the club, sneaking backstage, and getting the DJ to sign my ass with a sharpie (true story). Not to mention doing all of that while blown out of my fucking mind.

Now I'm at home watching videos on funnyordie.com, and by that, I mean postyourgirls.com. My wife is asleep, and the puppies are chewing on bones. Meanwhile some turd is getting his groove on with some coked up whore at every club in the metro area.

I'm not complaining. Just analyzing (putting my degree to use!).

I love my life. I'll take blogger over herpes any day.