Just Another Day At Work

A random couple came into 13 Roses recently and had sex in our waiting room. I happened to be sitting in front of the surveillance monitor at the time (guess they didn't see the camera?) and was lucky enough to catch it. Well, maybe lucky is the wrong word. This couple adds a whole new meaning to "Hump Day."

"Eightball, back pocket! OH!"

The best part? The guy had previously been tattooed at our shop. Always nice to have a return customer.

Below is the video version. It takes a couple of minutes for them to build up the nerve to actually go for it, but the whole video is worth watching. Look for a cameo appearance by yours truly at the end.

The Best Revenge Story Ever

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
-Pierre Choderlos de Laclos

"Revenge is a bowl best served warm and yellow."
-Joe Pettis

When I was about four or five, I was hanging out with my cousin, Marie. She was probably three. Anyway, she did something that made me really mad. I can't remember what it was exactly - probably something like saying the Ninja Turtles were stupid.

So, I was mad, and, to seek revenge, I peed into a giant bowl, snuck up behind her, and I poured it on her head. I've never given a girl a golden shower, but I did give my cousin a golden waterfall.

As The Incredible Hulk would say, "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."